cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
lacigreen: spookysis: WAHT DOES KISSING SOMEBODY FEEL LIKE hmm, not quite
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
encourage: do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
relahvant: are there cheat codes for getting hot where can i find them
toxic-ponies: how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered ‘hot wheels’
Don't read this, I'm complaining.
Today (well I guess yesterday now) was not my day. It seems like everything piled up in phases. I was actually on time, but then ran over the trash can my dad left right behind my car. I got to school and realized I left my backpack at home. Math stressed me out, but when does it not. My history teacher is kind of crazy and she stressed me out with all the work I have to do by.. tomorrow. ...
God understands tears, when the pain is too much for words.– Amen (via idirectorsir)
fevra: have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
iamtonysexual: fuchsiatyrant: fatkidinmath: kazoothekid: earljrsmith: Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in What. What the heck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET. NOBODY FREAKING KNOWS OMG google it waht
It’s only been a few days, but I miss you. Just 4 more days and I get to see your lovely face <3
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
mysweetjawn: nosdrinker: there’s literally no difference
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
southerngirl4christ: Lord, please wrap your loving arms around the people of Moore, OK during their time of grief. So heartbreaking. Sending love and prayers their way!
woofuckingjiho: when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
Stop ruining love by wanting it so bad.– Derrick Brown (via hellanne)